Only 107 calories

It's not that I have anything against you kit kat, well actually it is. See i took you from your little cubby hole downstairs in the sweets cupboard, in the hope i could sit at my computer and scoff you down. Turns out you are FUCKING COFFEE FLAVOURED. Since then you've sat there for a few weeks, you keep giving me 'the look' but no, I'm just not that fond of coffee.

Kit kats in general aren't amazing, chunky ones sure but lets be honest you had little going for you as it was, why make yourself taste like coffee? Looks like you have to stick it out until i either take you back downstairs, or a friend comes round who likes coffee kit kats. Maybe if i set you on fire, that could be fun although messy no doubt.

I'll keep you all updated on what happens.

An actual blog

Right now I'm eating a bacon sandwich, drinking tea, and just dossing about until i get picked up to go to Bonnie Scotland. I don't know much about their dialect, I know 'mon' means man, but i don't think 'och' means anything. In fact speaking of Scotland, politics.

In my head that worked perfectly, Scotland > political debate over Scottish independence > European election. Anyway I took a test the other day and it seems I agree with the green party most, which came as a surprise.

I've taken an interest in politics recently, probably not the best time while politics = MP's = BASTARDS. I honestly don't know what Labour could do to make their reputation worse at the moment. I'm not a fan of 'Cameron though, so I'm going to have to vote either Labour or a party that won't get in.

Speaking of party, that's what I'm going to this weekend. It'll be the first time going to Scotland, finally ticking off going to all of the UK (minus the isles') which is nice. I'd love to travel more and have lots of money. I'd also love to win the gadget show competition some day too.

Right, best start getting ready.
terra' duck (that means goodbye in stokey)

Hogwash!

Just saying, deaths in just USA alone:

Suicide 30,622
Car Accidents 26,347
Firearms 29,000
Homicide 20,308
Sexual Behavior 20,000
HIV/AIDS 17,011
Illegal Drugs 17,000
Anti-Inflammatory 7,600
Terrorism 310

*Swine Flu at 100 ± , i hope i don't get it an have a headache and sore throat for a week. Maybe i could get some oinkment for it?